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{"type":"standard","title":"Margaret John","displaytitle":"Margaret John","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q468004","titles":{"canonical":"Margaret_John","normalized":"Margaret John","display":"Margaret John"},"pageid":4697072,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/David_Lyn_Margaret_John_How_Green.jpg","width":271,"height":367},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/David_Lyn_Margaret_John_How_Green.jpg","width":271,"height":367},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287547556","tid":"8f00a48a-22f5-11f0-bd69-7ce8e3bc9125","timestamp":"2025-04-26T23:24:11Z","description":"Welsh actress (1926–2011)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_John","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_John?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_John?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Margaret_John"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_John","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Margaret_John","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_John?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Margaret_John"}},"extract":"Margaret John was a Welsh, BAFTA award-winning actress, known for her role as Doris O'Neill in Gavin & Stacey.","extract_html":"
Margaret John was a Welsh, BAFTA award-winning actress, known for her role as Doris O'Neill in Gavin & Stacey.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Narcissus abscissus","displaytitle":"Narcissus abscissus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q267086","titles":{"canonical":"Narcissus_abscissus","normalized":"Narcissus abscissus","display":"Narcissus abscissus"},"pageid":44867734,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Narcissus_bicolor_distrib.jpg/330px-Narcissus_bicolor_distrib.jpg","width":320,"height":243},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Narcissus_bicolor_distrib.jpg","width":3115,"height":2366},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1177282788","tid":"ed5a3e2c-5cd4-11ee-b539-5d1e79aad6a1","timestamp":"2023-09-27T01:26:48Z","description":"Species of daffodil","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_abscissus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_abscissus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_abscissus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Narcissus_abscissus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_abscissus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Narcissus_abscissus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_abscissus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Narcissus_abscissus"}},"extract":"Narcissus abscissus is a species of the genus Narcissus (Daffodils) in the family Amaryllidaceae. It is classified in Section Pseudonarcissus. It is native to France and Spain in the region of the Pyrenees.","extract_html":"
Narcissus abscissus is a species of the genus Narcissus (Daffodils) in the family Amaryllidaceae. It is classified in Section Pseudonarcissus. It is native to France and Spain in the region of the Pyrenees.
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