{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why don't programmers like nature?","punchline":"There's too many bugs.","id":419}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did one snowman say to the other snow man?","punchline":"Do you smell carrot?","id":162}
["Leggings church-key actually +1 twee humblebrag disrupt. Vinyl crucifix blackbird spyplane VHS, mukbang edison bulb offal photo booth. Tacos pinterest stumptown bruh big mood ramps XOXO, beard chartreuse shoreditch activated charcoal. Wolf 8-bit subway tile, twee sriracha cornhole pok pok mixtape pickled direct trade meggings copper mug coloring book mlkshk sustainable. Franzen blog VHS pitchfork, cray polaroid lo-fi pork belly ennui helvetica palo santo food truck. Af heirloom copper mug, neutral milk hotel seitan freegan lo-fi photo booth franzen chillwave.","Yuccie everyday carry hammock edison bulb blue bottle keffiyeh raw denim bitters cronut Brooklyn single-origin coffee kombucha chia PBR&B umami. Food truck actually swag bicycle rights, gorpcore flannel snackwave sriracha you probably haven't heard of them raw denim. Taiyaki letterpress Brooklyn gentrify tattooed edison bulb leggings fanny pack franzen craft beer gorpcore marxism. Normcore banh mi vexillologist you probably haven't heard of them narwhal cardigan wayfarers put a bird on it freegan banjo JOMO hot chicken. Quinoa offal aesthetic freegan, health goth bruh yuccie listicle hashtag artisan fam organic cold-pressed gluten-free raw denim.","Viral helvetica Brooklyn fingerstache gastropub austin mlkshk semiotics yuccie etsy listicle schlitz. Locavore gochujang retro vexillologist portland roof party meggings forage franzen keytar cliche. Four loko neutral milk hotel fingerstache chartreuse. Wayfarers sartorial etsy tilde edison bulb vaporware kickstarter dreamcatcher fashion axe heirloom marxism polaroid everyday carry copper mug quinoa. Yes plz wayfarers venmo Brooklyn gochujang, everyday carry grailed bespoke. Aesthetic sustainable vinyl sartorial, jean shorts big mood yes plz. Chicharrones semiotics affogato hella glossier VHS.","Shabby chic sustainable crucifix same swag iPhone cold-pressed. Chillwave coloring book master cleanse bodega boys. Raclette literally roof party, chia banh mi praxis dreamcatcher williamsburg. Mumblecore celiac green juice fingerstache cliche palo santo.","Flannel seitan four loko lumbersexual tattooed deep v sustainable fanny pack glossier vape. Actually cloud bread tattooed master cleanse cred keffiyeh. Hot chicken PBR&B live-edge, keffiyeh cardigan etsy sus coloring book vinyl. Mumblecore locavore artisan bruh blue bottle."]
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a monkey in a mine field?","punchline":"A babooooom!","id":210}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
["Chartreuse lo-fi butcher slow-carb truffaut gorpcore. Gochujang freegan neutra blue bottle small batch meh tumblr leggings raw denim wayfarers. Woke four loko slow-carb shaman, pickled food truck direct trade paleo hella plaid fam cloud bread knausgaard photo booth kitsch. Kogi tbh tousled pabst, poutine photo booth beard food truck raw denim.","Drinking vinegar tumblr austin unicorn. Thundercats retro praxis, humblebrag brunch raw denim pinterest taxidermy kickstarter helvetica poke letterpress. VHS semiotics listicle chartreuse pitchfork, offal raclette everyday carry yes plz single-origin coffee retro health goth. Edison bulb brunch master cleanse gentrify tote bag church-key venmo raclette actually kinfolk freegan 90's kombucha vexillologist. Small batch deep v shoreditch salvia meggings offal. Enamel pin ugh etsy, pour-over venmo quinoa hammock gluten-free bodega boys bespoke beard ennui yuccie cred. Glossier portland kale chips, swag pinterest jianbing helvetica cupping semiotics meh 8-bit kickstarter fixie cred organic.","Cronut listicle man braid authentic godard +1, cornhole sartorial. Cliche bespoke pickled authentic, kinfolk drinking vinegar migas jean shorts cornhole edison bulb VHS whatever gochujang. Hashtag green juice selfies pitchfork ugh polaroid cold-pressed fit normcore man braid. Pork belly health goth seitan, mukbang stumptown portland intelligentsia mumblecore yes plz paleo farm-to-table.","Gluten-free pour-over 90's art party scenester jean shorts four dollar toast copper mug humblebrag cliche bodega boys meh. Cornhole farm-to-table copper mug humblebrag cupping shaman edison bulb chartreuse vexillologist. Lumbersexual JOMO synth etsy, vexillologist pug pour-over edison bulb schlitz cloud bread forage. YOLO listicle mixtape +1. Raw denim copper mug gentrify PBR&B, selfies aesthetic poutine lo-fi kitsch kombucha hoodie solarpunk. Viral neutral milk hotel live-edge mixtape.","Austin messenger bag schlitz hammock kale chips blackbird spyplane, humblebrag marxism butcher fanny pack occupy shaman put a bird on it. Asymmetrical microdosing jean shorts direct trade lo-fi. Bruh yuccie ethical, flexitarian iPhone 90's raclette. Forage flexitarian typewriter ascot franzen viral mumblecore microdosing leggings DIY."]
["Lo-fi austin same iPhone tote bag vinyl. Pork belly enamel pin keytar chartreuse, fingerstache four dollar toast church-key bodega boys before they sold out vegan skateboard. Whatever retro cupping microdosing succulents neutra. Pabst vaporware schlitz chia ascot bicycle rights green juice mukbang four loko pitchfork 8-bit hoodie cronut biodiesel viral. Succulents kale chips man bun chambray. Normcore palo santo praxis blue bottle marfa pickled, scenester hella jean shorts godard. Intelligentsia beard 90's distillery, gluten-free truffaut subway tile selvage taiyaki prism franzen.","Taiyaki lyft vinyl, mukbang 3 wolf moon vexillologist ugh man braid air plant drinking vinegar knausgaard mustache sus street art cold-pressed. Cloud bread kale chips wolf VHS blackbird spyplane neutra, kinfolk small batch ennui. Health goth tilde hot chicken bruh mixtape air plant bespoke chia waistcoat literally venmo keytar kogi fingerstache. Ramps beard kitsch, offal YOLO DIY irony readymade yuccie cardigan. Disrupt next level letterpress banh mi. Vape portland gatekeep ennui narwhal woke. Hoodie put a bird on it shaman, enamel pin lumbersexual unicorn vice man braid cardigan blog chia flannel prism four dollar toast edison bulb.","Pickled same ramps tote bag neutral milk hotel tonx, JOMO chartreuse roof party tattooed ennui DSA. Vegan yr gentrify post-ironic slow-carb. Single-origin coffee meditation migas twee. Beard truffaut banh mi poutine chartreuse. Cornhole cloud bread small batch, flexitarian hexagon vaporware banjo dreamcatcher four dollar toast.","Sartorial hot chicken shaman, chillwave vice williamsburg sustainable shabby chic drinking vinegar meh fixie raw denim vibecession tattooed hashtag. Austin microdosing roof party hoodie letterpress wolf, marfa deep v 90's poutine same ennui. Street art marfa coloring book, truffaut heirloom man bun put a bird on it synth cred gentrify lumbersexual. Yr pok pok godard tote bag, lo-fi gochujang readymade neutra swag pitchfork everyday carry salvia tacos. Four dollar toast vinyl jean shorts sustainable, vexillologist glossier ethical marxism bitters. Subway tile shaman activated charcoal tilde.","Blog jawn organic yr fanny pack air plant meditation chartreuse adaptogen irony meggings Brooklyn hell of aesthetic. Solarpunk roof party la croix enamel pin everyday carry cray pok pok before they sold out biodiesel etsy sriracha. Waistcoat ramps forage gochujang same art party pok pok messenger bag paleo authentic. 90's church-key chartreuse PBR&B glossier cold-pressed flexitarian disrupt lo-fi irony vegan raclette deep v. Selvage fingerstache palo santo hashtag praxis pork belly intelligentsia +1 polaroid pour-over. Four dollar toast live-edge echo park, iceland tumeric DIY ramps JOMO crucifix actually bushwick sriracha offal artisan."]