{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"fact":"Cats don\u2019t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.","length":107}
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{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
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{"fact":"Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. When cats are asleep, they are still alert to incoming stimuli. If you poke the tail of a sleeping cat, it will respond accordingly.","length":167}
{"type":"general","setup":"What time is it?","punchline":"I don't know... it keeps changing.","id":77}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jansenella","displaytitle":"Jansenella","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2361346","titles":{"canonical":"Jansenella","normalized":"Jansenella","display":"Jansenella"},"pageid":24644525,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Jansenella.jpg/330px-Jansenella.jpg","width":320,"height":456},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6d/Jansenella.jpg","width":1402,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1193974099","tid":"8cb1a897-aca8-11ee-be5c-5df6da2a37fb","timestamp":"2024-01-06T15:30:41Z","description":"Genus of grasses","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenella","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenella?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenella?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jansenella"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenella","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jansenella","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jansenella?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jansenella"}},"extract":"Jansenella is a genus of Asian plants in the grass family.SpeciesJansenella griffithiana (C.Muell.) Bor - India, Sri Lanka, Myanmar\nJansenella neglecta S.R.Yadav, Chivalkar & Gosavi - Maharashtra","extract_html":"
Jansenella is a genus of Asian plants in the grass family.
- Species
- Jansenella griffithiana (C.Muell.) Bor - India, Sri Lanka, Myanmar \n
- Jansenella neglecta S.R.Yadav, Chivalkar & Gosavi - Maharashtra