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{"type":"standard","title":"6-inch siege gun M1877","displaytitle":"6-inch siege gun M1877","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q192224","titles":{"canonical":"6-inch_siege_gun_M1877","normalized":"6-inch siege gun M1877","display":"6-inch siege gun M1877"},"pageid":7887049,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3c/2504._Monument_of_Artillery_School%2C_Lpr.jpg/330px-2504._Monument_of_Artillery_School%2C_Lpr.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3c/2504._Monument_of_Artillery_School%2C_Lpr.jpg","width":1766,"height":1325},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285380611","tid":"65f204a9-1859-11f0-96da-e656a63b5080","timestamp":"2025-04-13T11:21:09Z","description":"Fortress Gun","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:6-inch_siege_gun_M1877"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-inch_siege_gun_M1877?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:6-inch_siege_gun_M1877"}},"extract":"The 6-inch siege gun model 1877 was a Russian 152.4 mm (6 in) fortress gun, siege gun and coastal defense gun. It was used in the Russo-Japanese War, World War I, and the Russian Civil War. The successor states of the Russian Empire also inherited a number of M1877 guns.","extract_html":"
The 6-inch siege gun model 1877 was a Russian 152.4 mm (6 in) fortress gun, siege gun and coastal defense gun. It was used in the Russo-Japanese War, World War I, and the Russian Civil War. The successor states of the Russian Empire also inherited a number of M1877 guns.
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