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Fresnaye is one of Cape Town's most affluent suburbs, situated between Signal Hill and Sea Point, a few kilometres to the west of Cape Town's Central Business District (CBD).
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The Tie Cup Competition was an international football tournament played between representatives of the Argentina and Uruguay Associations. It was one of the earliest international football tournaments play